Last night, in the Artic Ocean, the russian army found 3 men from Japan, but how they arrived there? the testimony that gives one of the men was that the fault was a cow that fell from the sky!!!
Three japanisse men were in a trip on a boat with the purpose to find a big fish for dinner. At 5pm were all allright but suddenly a big cow fell form the sky and landed in the boat, at the same time destroying it, therefore the boat sink and they were shipwrecked for tow days!
When the russian army found them they were really happy but scared at the same time because nobody understand them, when they found a person who can translate what they were talking nobody believe them, well it was to be expected, don't you?
As you now flying cows not exist so a serius investigation start inmediately. Do you want to know it? the reason was that a cow was in a airplane flying, why?..because was an error and the cow wont be on russia, it have to be on Africa! well, in the fly the cow get stress and start to run damaging itself so the person who was in charged to take care the cow was really surprised and for save his live, he opened the back door and left the cow escape.
So...the fault is of the cow?